To all you Microsoft haters out there
Aldr3n3
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” — Albert Einstein
I’m a lil grumpy today. So today, I’m gonna spend my time insulting babies.
They don’t know what your saying and I get to tell babies how I really feel about their stupid faces and small hands. They can’t even speak, like really. What are they going to do with those small hands? Are they going to drive really small cars? Come on now babies. What are you good for? Nothing. I can’t even play catch with you without you crying. Ooh you don’t like to be thrown. Whatever.
I like to pig-out on Cold pizza
I haven’t tumbl’d in a while. BRB while I go fall down a flight of stairs.
#thingsthatmademegiggle
SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVER-TROLL!
When the Cows? come marching in
#thingsthatmademegiggle
smcoolbeans asked: :'D FRIDAYYYYYY
Gettin’ down on Friddayyyy
Hey this reminds me of someone a lot :P
This totally reminds me of someone a lot :D
(Source: besideyoudear)
#thingsthatmademegiggle
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